Yes, hello, I am here to make a spam post. I’ve been in the togafuka hating business for around about fifteen years now. *takes a long drag of my cigarette and stares into the distance for a while* Son, this togafuka sure gets my goat. Therefore I shall post a meme in the tag to up my street cred with the young’uns. *chuckles* That’ll show you what for. The nerve some of you folks have, liking a ship I Do Not Like. Tagging my hate will make me ‘hip’, as you youngsters would say. By posting this, I will change the minds of all the shippers! *raises fist* It is very important everyone who likes this ship knows that I Do Not.
*smiles to myself and taps cigarette against ashtray* Togafuka is a mighty unhealthy ship. You remember the second trial? I do and that’s the basis of my argument. Actually it is all of my argument because I don’t remember what happened after the second trial: I was too preoccupied in the Togami Yaois so it’s kind of a blur. But I do recall it’s Unhealthy, Abusive and Bad and they probably didn’t have any character development after that chapter. Togami is very mean forever because he told everyone Fukawa’s secret for No Reason Whatsoever but I am perfectly fine with him being mean to someone like Naegi because that is hot. Furthermore, Fukawa is either a fragile baby Who Does No Wrong or is a creepy stalker who I won’t consider the backstory or mental problems of.
Obviously everyone who ships togafuka supports abuse. *facial features harden* I will make a broad generalization saying you are all abuse supporters without knowing any of you, who may or may not have suffered abuse first-hand yourselves, because Moving On. However, I will also act like none of you realize its issues and I will disregard that many of you are aware that it’s problematic and wouldn’t necessarily condone this relationship in real life nor do you wish to be in similar one. *turns a blind eye to all the good people who create good fanworks and are very respectful about their preferences and are mature enough not to spam ship tags they disagree with* I will use my interpretation of this ship and the characters as Objective Set In Stone Facts and call everyone who disagrees with me names like Gross or Disgusting because They Are Wrong.
In short, please give me attention and notes.
clara sitting up all night marking essays and arriving at school early to perfect her educational wall displays.
clara stomping purposefully across the playground towards some ratbag year 9 who has been bullying an awkward year 7.
clara not being able to work the overhead projector.
clara in the cupboard weeping silently because she’s stressed about an impending ofsted inspection.
clara doing a memorable turn as kate bush at the annual teacher talent show.
clara not rubbing all the chalk off the chalkboard properly.
clara sitting on the grass round the back of school with the naughtiest kid in school while he cries about his home life.
clara being the only person the girl who got pregnant in year 10 could ask for help.
clara on results day.
clara signing leaving tshirts and secretly joining the sixth formers for a fag out by the bins on their last day of school.
clara shakily reading a poem at the memorial assembly of a teacher who has passed away.
clara being the reason you passed your exams, the reason you have the job you love, the reason you first read your favourite book.
protect teacher clara at all costs.
me: accidentally starts like 4 new cosplays
me: lol oops
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
Gravity falls adult joke!!!!!
Oh the innocence of childhood. It’s actually kind of adorable
I dare you to say “porn” quieter than he did
ALEX HIRSCH, CORRUPTING THE YOUTH
ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES, MISTER HIRSCH.
sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years.
Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.
2010 was a simpler time